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Bathroom Story #2

Written on: 10/28/2007 13:46 by: bd13fishing        
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Well this one was hard to tell but what the hect its funny.  Ok well about four years ago or so.  My buddy called me late at night and asked if i wanted to go with him to Lake Aquilla with him in the morning.  Well i got off work at like eleven, and then drove to cleburne and stayed at his house.  Well we got up at around five and headed that way.  Well we stopped in whitney at the sonic and grabbed some food.  Well i think i got a toaster sandwich and some tater tots.  Well i dont eat in the morning very often.  Well we drove to lake aquilla and were there in about fifteen minutes.  Well it made me feel bad a little.  So we launched the boat and took off to a big hydrilla pad and fished it for about thirty minutes we were catching alot of fish so i forgot about my stomach.  But then it started to warm up so it made me start feeling bad again.  So we were bout to head to another spot.  I started feeling like i needed to go to the restroom so i mentioned it and he said we would run to the restrooms on the west side.  So we we started fishing in this spot and i looked at him and said i need to go now so just run me up to the bank, he said no will just go to the dock and i will let you off.  I said no i need to go now, well i guess he didnt want the bottom of his boat to be beached on the bank.  So we started heading that way and started going about 70mph and the waves were white capping so it was just shaking me up and it was everything i could do to hold it.  Well we reached are destination and i was doing everything i could to hold it well i ran to the front of the boat and when i jumped to the dock in mid air it all came loose.  I just kept running hoping he didnt see it.  I was in the batroom trying to clean my pants and left my boxers in the bathroom trash.  Well i came back down to the boat and i said dang it hunter i told you that you should have just have taken me to the bank he said why.  So i turned around and his face turned red and he said you werent kidding.  So i sat on something and he had a pair of overalls in his truck.  So i changed and told him never to speak of it. But after a while we tell people because it was hilarious when it happen so.  I just think its funny and he listened to me now if i say i have to go.  Well thats it.

Comments:

Author:tcole Comment Left:10/28/2007 14:14
Greatest Story EVER!
Author:Country Comment Left:10/28/2007 20:15

Bobby,

Thanks for sharing your story with us.  Dude, this is one of those things better to hear about than witness....LOL   I bet the look on Hunters face was priceless.  lmao

Bud, you have my vote for the Bassroom and extra toilet paper, plus some extra boxers.  :-)

Author:mrbigtexan Comment Left:10/28/2007 20:47
funny, funny
Author:Chris Weidner Comment Left:10/29/2007 09:40
Seriously Bobby.  It takes a brave man to admit a story like that to strangers. lol.  That IS the greatest story ever told! LMAO.  (The bible comes in a close second.)
Author:Texas Outdoors Comment Left:10/29/2007 10:04

Mid air? Wow.

Haha. Thank you, Bobby.

Author:Hntr Comment Left:11/06/2007 21:22

Lol, great story Bobby!  I can just imagine the embarrassment you felt at the time.  And his! 

LOL, thanks for sharing.

Author:buck1972 Comment Left:04/10/2008 08:57

lol