Um How about Bob? LOL

That's too close for me.  Years ago I had to walk into a supply shed that was just covered with 'em, and was 'ruint' for life.  Now they make insect fogger and bug bombs, so I'm a much, much happier man.

Since its a she, and she's in rather a permanent state, let's name her Muerta.

Muerta es mejor! La "Squasha Under Boot" es bueno tambien

how about dead spider??

bob or bobbie

I killed one of them the other day at the walmart gas pumps.  I called her Dead.

I've always been partial to Ruth or perhaps Rachel, none of those trendy new names for me.